Vince Vaughn
Peter La Fleur
Christine Taylor
Kate Veatch
Rip Torn
Patches O'Houlihan
Alan Tudyk
Steve the Pirate
Jason Bateman
Pepper Brooks
Hank Azaria
Young Patches O'Houlihan
Al Kaplon
Tournament Referee
Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong
William Shatner
Dodgeball Chancellor
David Hasselhoff
German Coach
Suzy Nakamura
Gordon's Wife
Lori Beth Denberg
Martha Johnstone
Julia Ensign
Cheerleader #1
Curtis Armstrong
Mr. Ralph
Tate Chalk
Waldorf Referee
Jordyn Colemon
Angry Troop #417 Girl
Hayley C. Rosales
Bernice - Crying Troop #417 Girl
Earl Schuman
Elderly S&M Enthusiast
Robert Duckie Carpenter
S&M Man
Jim Cody Williams
Weird Guy with Monster Truck
Doug Grimes
Casino Roughian
Matt Levin
Casino Worker #1
Rawson Marshall Thurber
Obnoxious Las Vegas Homophobe
Sik End
Friendly Bondage Master
Stephen B. Turner
Frustrated Cougar
Tim Soergel
Frustrated Cougar #2
Andy Chanley
Uber Film Narrator / Globo Gym Ad Narrator
Jennifer England
Cheerleader
Priscilla Leona Horne
Naughty Nurse
Jeffrey Kennedy
Frustrated Cougar #3
Tobias McKinney
German Blitzkrieg Player
Candice Michelle
Cheerleader
Brian W. Wallace
Lumberjacks Player