Charlie Sheen
Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman
Valeria Golino
Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane
Kevin Dunn
Lt. Cmdr. Block
Jon Cryer
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
William O'Leary
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Wilson
Heidi Swedberg
Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Bruce A. Young
'Red' Herring
Ryan Stiles
'Mailman' Farnham
Rino Thunder
Owatonna, 'The Old One'
Ryan Cutrona
Capt. Margolis
Kelly Connell
Air Controller
Tony Simotes
Ambulance Driver
Jeff Bright
Communications Officer
Jimmy Lennon Jr.
Ring Announcer
Marie Thomas
Francine - the Secretary
Cylk Cozart
Drill Sergeant #1
Christopher J. Keene
Drill Sergeant #2
Jimmie Ray Weeks
Amish Man
Annie O'Donnell
Amish Woman
Eugene Greytak
Pope John Paul II
Tony Lorea
Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Bob Lenz
Elvis 'The King' Presley
Robert Puro
Precocious Paper Boy
Richard Lasting
Handsome Milkman
Christopher Doyle
Conspiratorial Crewman
Pablo Prietto
Parking Valet
John Bankson
Parking Valet
Nancy Abrahams
Family in Front of TV Store
Joseph Abrahams
Family in Front of TV Store
Jamie Abrahams
Family in Front of TV Store
Cary Brayboy
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Tony Moreno
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Kevin Eads
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Dave Oliver
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Richard Emanuelle
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Kip Pierce
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Brent Freeman
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Kenton Chip Steger
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Craig McIntosh
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Sean Wright
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Joe Allegro
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Jack I. Bernstein
Rabinowitz
Sean Kanan
Barracks Man in Underwear
Steven Chester Prince
Dartman
Vincent Tumeo
Dancing Cadet
