Sidney Lipton / Doctor Hicklar

Gerald Bradley-Smith / Sir John Bavistock

Willie

Flo Fleming

Darrell Hyde

Nigel Holden

Inspector Grosse

Francesca

Death's Head

Donna Dutch

Korean Bidder

Nigerian Bidder

Italian Bidder

Iranian Bidder

Rev. Simkin

Lawyer

Bank Manager

Elmer - Tourist

Jolene - Tourist Wife

Lovely Lady on Train

Husband on Train

Warder

Cab Driver

Tim

Rabbi Blum

Rabbi's Wife

Sir Hugh

Amy Hicklar

Police Sergeant

Chesterton

TV Interviewer

Senator

Ronald

Muscleman

Clairvoyant

Receptionist in Brothel

Pamela

Girl in Bar

TV Announcer

TV Newsreader

Agent Merrow

Farmer

Cheese Demostrator

Old Jeweller

Tourist on Coach

The Duke

The Duchess

Policeman

Courier on Train

Old Cleaning Lady

Local Scot 1

Local Scot 2

Local Scot 3

Big Boss at Auction

Little Boss at Auction

Alf

Chef on Train

Security Guard 1

Security Guard 2

Waiter in Mansion

Waiter in Luggage Van

Waiter on Train

Barman

Train Guard

Vault Official

Henry - Vault Guard

2nd Vault Guard

Juggler

Juggler

Fire-eater

Punch and Judy

The Queen

The Queen

Mrs. Thatcher

Mrs. Thatcher

Sick Lady on Train

Car Hire Girl

Health Club Receptionist / Girl with John Cleese

Man on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese

Old Lady at Seance

Train Guard

Extra

Man on Train