Ma Kettle

Pa Kettle

Tom Kettle

Kim Parker Kettle

Louie

Shotgun Mike Munger

Mrs. Victoria Masterson

Joseph 'Little Joe' Rogers

Detective Sam Boxer

Harold Masterson

Dutch - Third New York Henchman

Detective Mike Eskow

Elizabeth Parker

Jonathan Parker

Geoduck

Beauty Salon Manager

Danny Kettle

Train Conductor

Tour Bus Guide

Ruthie Kettle

Party Guest

Nightclub Patron

Charles the Butler

Nightclub Patron

Nightclub Patron

George Kettle

Sara Kettle

Party Guest

Bus Passenger

Party Guest

Party Guest

New York Tour Ticket Seller

Party Guest

Benjamin Kettle

Henry Kettle

Susie Kettle

Roberts - Masterson's Chauffeur

Police Lt. Klein

George Donahue

First Cab Driver

Counterman

Sally Kettle

Clallan County Sheriff

Tall Beautician

Party Guest

Second Cab Driver

Eve Kettle

Bus Passenger

Night Club Patron

Horace 'Hank' Hawkshaw, Police Desk Sergeant

Waiter at Party

Bubble-ola Delivery Man

Willie Kettle

Nancy Kettle

Billy Kettle

Salon Technician

Policeman at Station House

J.J. Schumacher

Harvey - Zoo Attendant

Crowbar