Eli Pettifog

Sheila Pettifog

Leo Searly

Shauna Holder

Laird

Eve Hansen

Camilla

Whittman Moderator / Brad the Announcer

Gertrude Lee

Alan Warren

Romeo Torres

Harvard One

Harvard Two

Harvard Three

Skidmore Moderator

Perky Girl

Cole

MIT Moderator

Yale Moderator

Yale Student

Yale Student

Princeton One

Princeton Two

Dapper Man

Sophie Searly

Benny Greenberg

Spencer the Announcer

Stanford One

Stanford Two

Stanford Three

Finals Moderator

Eve's Friend

Skinny Kid

MIT Student

College Student

Skateboard Kid

Party Goer

Nachman

Amherst Contestant

Cole