Donald Richardson

George Havlicek

Monica Richardson

Stan Nichols

Willard

Iris Havlicek

Andrew Canaan

Ellen Carmichael

Thomas Ford, the Captain

ONeil the Doctor

Isaac, the Bartender

Gopher, the Yeoman Purser

Nino, the Steward

Dena DiMarco, the Lounge Performer

Danny DiMarco, the Lounge Performer

Gerry, the Cruise Director

Arnold Merritt

Louella McKenzie

Rita Merrit

The First Officer

The Photographer

Juanita Havlicek

Bianca

Richard Garrett III

Momma

Martha

Dolores

Bud Larsen

Newlywed man

Newlywed girl

Passenger

Attendant

Drummer

Crewman

Young Girl