Jeff Reigert

Stephen Montgomery

Skydiving Guide Chris Knarl

Kelly La Fonda

Dr. Glenn Richie / Cartoon Voices

Camera Man Stuart Blumberg

Louis La Fonda

'Entertainment Beat' Host George Reardon

Dorothy Sheen

Governor Beaumont Hutchins

Fielding Barnes

Helen Campbell-Holland

Harlan Swallow

Salazar 'Fred' McBairn

Polly 'Carol' Samuels

Kevin Lipworth

Party Girl Natalie Freyberg

Jim Stansel

Breem Benson

Gretchen Reigert

Gloria Jennings

Oliver Jennings

Tony Contiella

Pedicab Driver

Alfonso Zavata

Rosa Zavata

Mango Vendor Rodriguez Rodriguez

Jesus H. Christ

Noah Jennings

Nurse Nancy Hellman

Sheila Contiella

Ray Johnson

Prosecutor / Tour Guide Barge Michaelson

Defense Attorney Greg Splenda

Judge Sophia R. Jackson

Jury Foreman Barry Noodle

Carvin 'Big Buster' Waggle

Liz Anne Blazer

Stanley Jaffe

Bernice Jaffe

Greg Jaffe

Todd Jaffe

Marc Jacobson

Abe Grossman / Cartoon Voices

Scotty Pale

Sally Johnson / Callie Mardino / Cartoon Voices

Paul Mardino

Jake Johnson

Loofie Lavinsky

Nuclear Powerplant Shift Supervisor Beth Soden

Duane Rosenblum

Prison Guard Carlos Lopez 'Gonzalez' Banderas

Prison Guard Jamberg Saivon

Hostess Rebecca Fornier

Police Lt. Flarn Bleern

Xylophone Player Clovis Handleman

Junkie Floyd Congril Dillon

Junkie Jerry Park

Junkie Tommy 'Thomas' McKee

Lying Rhino

Cartoon Voices / Naked Guy

Lying Rhino Body

Marty McBride

Self

Principal DiBiaso

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy

Naked Guy on Bench

Show Attendee

Cheering Maroon-Shirted Student

Mexico Narrator

Landlord

Student

Prison Guard

The Nerd

Student

Fireworks Boy in Parking Lot

Dr. Driscoll

Jim the Scriptwriter

High School Girl